Originally this story was going to be called “A Shortened History of Civilisation (Part 1)”
Then, for a while, it became “The Promised Land” before finally assuming its current and final title.
I had a lot of fun writing this story and I hope you have a lot of fun reading it.
I’m not really a misogynist.
Hell Hath No Fury…
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Over the next few days, he filled the sky with stars, raised mountains so that there would be high places and filled the low places with oceans and lakes.
He created all manner of beast and plants and, on the sixth day, he created man in his own image. And he called him Adam.
And then, well and truly knackered, he went to bed.
To find out what happened next you’ll need to buy a copy of Different Roads – available from Lulu.com from 1st August 2011.


